Man, Never Tells The Truth

The husband send me this email:

When without money, keep pigs;

When have money, keep dogs.

When without money, ride bicycle;

When have money, ride exercise machine.

When without money, wish to get married;

When have money, wish to get divorced..

When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When have money, secretary becomes wife.

Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;

Says heaven is good but refused to go.

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;

In the cities, man calls for chickens.

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;

Now, actresses will sell their bodies to get famous